Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Happy New Financial Year!

Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, does it? Sure the accountants may well be flinging their pocket protectors into the air, but for everyone else it’s just another day.

The good news is you don’t have to worry about having a hangover or waking up naked tied to a pole. The bad news is you have a major headache to contend with, courtesy of the tax department (motto: “What’s yours is ours—eventually”.)

At first you thought it was your tax file number. But then you realised tax file numbers don’t have dollar signs or decimal points.

Unfortunately, all your appliances and whitegoods your electrical appliances found out as well.

Your dryer suddenly became nothing more than an amusement ride for your clothes. Your television started fulfilling your dream of seeing snow in winter. And to insult to injury, the beer you grabbed from the fridge was warm.

There’s not much point getting them fixed—another few years and they’d probably be classed as “antiques”. But there’s no way you can afford to buy new ones, either.

Fortunately, you don’t have to.

With Home Appliance Rentals you can rent a dryer, television, fridge or just about any other major appliance. Not only will they deliver them to your house, they’ll install them for you as well. (That’s right: you don’t have to bribe your son to tune the television like last time.)

And the best part? If something goes wrong with any of them, Home Appliance Rentals will either get someone around to fix it or they’ll replace it.

So what are you waiting for? Call Home Appliance Rentals now so you can get your clothes warm and your beer cold.

And then tell your other appliances they’ll be replaced as well if they don’t start behaving themselves.